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scallioncreamcheesebagel:

you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

easilyconfusedpenguin:

amazoogle:

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safe-marshmallows:

irevian:

throwbackblr:

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the wii is considered a retro console now.

THE WII IS CONSIDERED A WHAT.

halluciniwaynia:

listening to wtnv in 2024 makes me understand immediately why tumblr over a decade ago thought this shit was the coolest thing ever. it casually but flawlessly parodies the us surveillance state, ultra-militarized police forces, inane human resource bureaucracies and the blasé of the suburban middle class all within the span of three episodes with a very tongue in cheek slice of life format that doesn’t sound possible on paper but is executed absolutely absurdly well

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The bar was in hell but I gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

 #angel costume  #supernatural 

ad-wills:

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theshitpostcalligrapher:

cryptotheism:

The closer a language is to yours, the easier it is to understand, the further it is from you, the harder it is to understand. But there’s a sort of uncanny valley right in the middle that makes a language sound silly.

I’m an English speaker. German sounds similar, I can even find cognates sometimes. Mandarin Chinese sounds completely alien, but I can understand that it is a language.

But Dutch, Dutch sounds hilarious. Dutch sounds like a clown version of English. I wonder why that is.

I’ve heard Spanish speakers say similar things about Portuguese, which makes me think there’s some sort of linguistic Silly Zone.

me, decently fluent at the time in german, staring at the contents of a Danish magazine like I’ve shifted dimensions 2 inches to the left

nebylitsa:

rosslynpaladin:

theconcealedweapon:

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Look we have records of Medieval Knights crying out in their sleep, having emotional outbursts or flinching at the sound of clashing metal. We have records of people all through history who were treated badly by people who should have loved them, and having problems knowing who to trust. We have years worth of artists putting their human pain at broken hearts and broken promises into music that makes us cry.

Yes people have been traumatized by awful things for all of history and just like them You didn’t deserve to be hurt either.

“suffering doesn’t make you better, it just makes you suffer” - maus

shitaginashi1:

bob-belcher:

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island (1998)

Happy pride

tragedyposting:

ballwizard:

why do coffee makers growl at you. What’s the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.